
These Terms and Conditions ("Agreement") govern the use of the website, services, and any transactions conducted through the website shittyadvice.com the "Website". By accessing or using the Website, including engaging in commerce or any interaction with the services, you agree to be bound by the terms of this Agreement. If you do not agree to these Terms and Conditions, you must refrain from using the Website or its services.
1. Acceptance of Terms
By engaging in any interaction with shittyadvice.com, including but not limited to accessing the Website, making a purchase, engaging in a transaction, or utilizing any of the services provided by Shittyadvice.com, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to the terms of this Agreement. Shittyadvice.com reserves the right to amend or modify these Terms and Conditions at any time, and such changes will be effective immediately upon posting on the Website.
2. Entertainment Purposes Only
The Website, its services, content, and all related materials are provided for entertainment purposes only. The information provided on the Website, including but not limited to advice, numbers, symbols, or any other form of representation, is not intended for use in decision-making processes for financial, legal, medical, or any other significant personal or business-related decisions. Shittyadvice.com, its partners, affiliates, and any related entities will not be held liable for any actions, outcomes, or consequences based on information provided on the Website.
3. Prohibited Uses
You agree not to:
- Use the Website for any unlawful purpose or to solicit others to engage in unlawful activities.
- Interfere with or disrupt the security or proper functioning of the Website.
- Use the Website to send unsolicited messages or communications (e.g., spam).
- Attempt to gain unauthorized access to any portion of the Website or any system, network, or data maintained by Shittyadvice.com.
4. No Liability for Advice or Representations
Any advice, predictions, interpretations, or representations given through the Website, including those involving numbers or symbols, are for entertainment purposes only and should not be relied upon for any legal, financial, medical, or business-related decision-making. Shittyadvice.com, its partners, affiliates, or representatives assume no responsibility or liability for any outcomes resulting from the use of such information.
5. Age Restriction
By accessing or using the Website, you represent that you are at least 18 years of age or the legal age of majority in your jurisdiction. If you are under 18, you may not use this Website without the involvement and consent of a parent or legal guardian.
6. Disclaimers and Limitations of Liability
The services and content provided on the Website are offered on an "as-is" basis, without any warranties, whether express or implied. Shittyadvice.com makes no representations or warranties regarding the accuracy, reliability, or completeness of any content provided through the Website.
To the fullest extent permitted by law:
- Shittyadvice.com disclaims all warranties, express or implied, including but not limited to any implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, and non-infringement.
- Shittyadvice.com, its partners, affiliates, and any related entities will not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages arising out of or in connection with your use of the Website, including but not limited to loss of data, profits, or goodwill.
7. No Professional Advice
The content and services provided on the Website, including any advice, predictions, or information, are not intended to be and should not be construed as professional advice (including but not limited to legal, financial, medical, or psychological advice). Shittyadvice.com recommends seeking the assistance of a qualified professional for any advice or decisions that could impact your personal or professional life.
8. Payments and Transactions
All payments made through the Website are final and non-refundable, except as expressly stated otherwise in specific terms related to certain services or transactions. By engaging in commerce with the Website, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to these terms. Shittyadvice.com reserves the right to refuse or cancel any transaction at its discretion.
9. Data Privacy and Security
Shittyadvice.com takes your privacy seriously. By using the Website, you agree to the collection and use of information as outlined in our Privacy Policy. While Shittyadvice.com implements reasonable security measures, you understand that no data transmission over the internet can be guaranteed to be 100% secure. You are responsible for maintaining the confidentiality of your account login information and for any activity that occurs under your account.
10. Third-Party Links and Services
The Website may contain links to third-party websites, services, or offers. Shittyadvice.com is not responsible for the content, accuracy, legality, or privacy practices of third-party websites or services. Your use of third-party services is at your own risk, and any disputes related to such services should be directed to the third party.
11. Force Majeure
Shittyadvice.com shall not be liable for any failure or delay in performing its obligations under this Agreement if such failure or delay is due to causes beyond its reasonable control, including but not limited to natural disasters, war, terrorism, labor conditions, government orders, or internet failures.
12. Indemnification
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Shittyadvice.com, its partners, affiliates, and representatives from any and all claims, liabilities, damages, costs, and expenses (including reasonable attorney's fees) arising out of or related to your use of the Website, violation of this Agreement, or infringement of any intellectual property or other rights of any third party.
13. Mandatory Arbitration
Any dispute, claim, or controversy arising out of or relating to this Agreement or the use of the Website shall be settled by binding arbitration in accordance with the rules of the American Arbitration Association. The arbitration shall take place in [Insert City], Washington, and judgment on the arbitration award may be entered in any court of competent jurisdiction. By agreeing to arbitration, you waive any right to a trial by jury or to participate in a class action lawsuit.
14. Class Action Waiver
You agree that any dispute arising out of or related to this Agreement or your use of the Website will be resolved on an individual basis. You waive any right to participate in a class, collective, or representative action and agree that you may bring claims only in your individual capacity. Any claims that are subject to arbitration must be pursued individually, and not as part of any consolidated or class action.
15. Governing Law
This Agreement, and any disputes arising out of or related to it, shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Washington, without regard to its conflict of law principles. You agree to submit to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located in Klickitat County, Washington, for the resolution of any disputes not subject to arbitration.
16. Intellectual Property Rights
All content, including but not limited to text, graphics, logos, images, software, and any other materials available on the Website, are the property of Shittyadvice.com or its licensors and are protected by intellectual property laws. You are prohibited from copying, modifying, distributing, or otherwise using any of the Website's content without express written permission from Shittyadvice.com.
17. Severability
If any provision of this Agreement is deemed invalid, illegal, or unenforceable by a court of competent jurisdiction, the remaining provisions shall remain in full force and effect.
18. Entire Agreement
This Agreement constitutes the entire understanding between you and Shittyadvice.com with respect to the use of the Website and supersedes all prior agreements, representations, or communications, whether written or oral.
19. Contact Information If you have any questions about these Terms and Conditions, please contact us at: Shittyadvice.com
By using this Website and engaging in commerce or any form of interaction, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agreed to these Terms and Conditions.